Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your brain is a broken toaster and your dream is a burnt bagel

FFION I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND IT’S A DISASTER

DREAMS ARE JUST MY BRAIN YELLING AT ME

I SLEEP AND MY DREAMS ARE JUST ME CRYING IN A TORN BAGEL

2

Your brain is a trash can and your dream is a dead rat

FFION I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH

I SLEEP AND IT’S JUST ME CURSING YOU

MY DREAMS ARE JUST ME THROWING TRASH AT YOU

3

Your brain is a screaming toddler and your dream is a broken toy

FFION I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND IT’S A TANTRUM

I SLEEP AND MY DREAMS ARE JUST ME YELLING

MY DREAMS ARE A TOY THAT BROKE AND I’M ANGRY

4

Your brain is a rotten apple and your dream is a worm infestation

FFION I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND IT’S JUST ME EATING ROTTEN FRUIT

I SLEEP AND IT’S A WORM PARTY

MY DREAMS ARE A ROTTEN APPLE AND I’M FED UP

5

Your brain is a cursed sock and your dream is a sock fight

FFION I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND IT’S A SOCK WAR

I SLEEP AND MY DREAMS ARE JUST ME FIGHTING SOCKS

MY DREAMS ARE A Cursed SOCK AND I’M ANGRY