F2IK

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I don’t know and I don’t give a damn. It’s like saying your brain is on vacation and your mouth is doing a karate chop on the truth.

Bro, why is the sky blue? F2IK, I was too busy eating pizza to care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? F2IK, I was too busy crying about my ex to think.

What’s 2+2? F2IK, I was too busy yelling at my brother to count.

You’re so clueless and lazy, you might as well be a couch that also doesn’t know the answer.

Why is my phone broken? F2IK, I was too busy texting my crush to check it.

What time is it? F2IK, I was too busy eating cereal for dinner to care.

Why is the dog barking? F2IK, I was too busy playing video games to notice.

You’re like a broken calculator that also doesn’t care if it’s wrong.

What’s your favorite color? F2IK, I was too busy arguing with my mom to think.

What’s the weather like? F2IK, I was too busy eating ice cream for breakfast to check.

What did I just say? F2IK, I was too busy staring at the ceiling to listen.

You’re so clueless, you could be a lost sock in a washing machine.

What’s the deal with this group project? F2IK, I was too busy eating chips to think.

What’s happening at the party? F2IK, I was too busy crying in the bathroom to know.

Why is my math test so hard? F2IK, I was too busy fighting my brother to study.

You don’t know and you’re too busy being a disaster to care.

What’s your address? F2IK, I was too busy eating pizza for lunch to remember.

What’s the password? F2IK, I was too busy arguing with my dad to think.

What’s the deal with this game? F2IK, I was too busy yelling at the TV to care.