Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you talk to someone online for so long you think they're perfect and you can't wait to slap them in real life.

I've been texting this guy for a month. Time to meet him in real life. He better not be a fag.

She said she was cute. I'm gonna punch her face if she ain't.

I've been online dating for two years. This is the first time I'm meeting someone in person. I hope they're not a total waste of time.

2

So fit you could actually stick your face in a toilet and still look good.

He’s fit to fuck. I would marry him if he wasn’t already married to his gym membership.

She looked like she could run a marathon and still have time to slap me.

He was fit to fuck. I think he was about to cry from being so hot.

3

When a girl goes from looking like a used napkin to a total goddess in a week.

She was a mess. Now she's a goddess. I’m confused.

That girl used to be ugly. Now she’s hot. What did she do?

She went from ugly to beautiful in a week. I think she was a witch.

4

When a girl goes from looking like a used napkin to a total goddess in a week.

She was a mess. Now she's a goddess. I’m confused.

That girl used to be ugly. Now she’s hot. What did she do?

She went from ugly to beautiful in a week. I think she was a witch.

5

When you're not online. You're actually there. Like, in your face.

I don't want to talk online. I want to punch you in the face.

He's not online. He's right here. I’m gonna slap him.

She's in person. No more texting. Time to fight.

6

When you f*ck someone so hard you forget their name, their face, and your own.

I f*cked her so hard I forgot my own name.

He f*cked me and now I can't remember what day it is.

They f*cked so hard I think they forgot how to walk.

7

When you f*ck someone so hard you forget their name, their face, and your own.

I f*cked her so hard I forgot my own name.

He f*cked me and now I can't remember what day it is.

They f*cked so hard I think they forgot how to walk.