F2BA

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F2BA is when someone shoves their face into your boobs or cleavage like they’re trying to steal your lunch money.
My boss did F2BA during a Zoom meeting and I had to mute myself.
My friend’s dog did F2BA and I had to kick him out of the kitchen.
My mom did F2BA while I was trying to finish my pizza and it was a disaster.
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F2BA is like a weird hug from a stranger who thinks your chest is a buffet.
I got F2BA in the grocery line and I almost dropped my milk.
My crush did F2BA during our first date and I was too stunned to speak.
My brother did F2BA while I was trying to play video games and I lost.
3
F2BA is when someone’s face goes straight into your boobs like they’re trying to make a new kind of pizza.
My teacher did F2BA during class and I had to write a report about it.
My friend did F2BA at the mall and I had to drag her out.
My dog did F2BA and I had to clean up his face and my shirt.
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F2BA is when someone’s face gets stuck in your boobs like they’re trying to glue their nose to your chest.
I got F2BA at the gym and I had to go to the sauna to cool off.
My crush did F2BA and I had to fake a cough to get out of it.
My dad did F2BA while I was trying to eat breakfast and I spilled my cereal.
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F2BA is like a face-to-chest war where someone’s face is the loser.
My mom did F2BA while I was trying to do my homework and I got a C.
My brother did F2BA at the table and I had to push him away.
My dog did F2BA and I had to wash his face and my shirt.
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