F22_Raptor

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A goddamn airplane so cool it makes your pants fall off. Only the most elite soldiers get to fly it. Some say it gives you a hard-on just by looking at it.
My cousin flew the F22 Raptor and now he can’t stop talking about how he got a boner during takeoff.
I saw a video of the F22 Raptor and immediately asked my mom for a raise.
My teacher said the F22 Raptor is so cool it could make a dog cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The F22 Raptor is like the superhero of airplanes. It's so good, it makes other planes look like trash. Some people say it’s so awesome it gave them a brain fart.
My brother said the F22 Raptor is so good, he wants to be a pilot just to see it in action.
I got a brain fart after watching the F22 Raptor do a loop-de-loop.
My friend’s dog saw the F22 Raptor and started barking like it was a battle cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The F22 Raptor is the most elite airplane ever. It’s like the cool kid in school who doesn’t even need to try. Some people say it makes you so proud you want to shout it from the rooftops.
My dad said the F22 Raptor is so elite, it’s like having a golden ticket to the military.
I saw the F22 Raptor and I felt so proud I yelled ‘I’m the best!’ in the park.
My neighbor’s kid saw the F22 Raptor and now he wants to be a pilot.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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