F2 Spree

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F2 Spree is when you hit F2 so fast on your keyboard you might as well be typing with your toes. You’re not talking, you’re just hunting for hot people and avoiding the ones who are trying to be nice.
I pressed F2 so much I got a cramp in my hand and missed my mom’s birthday call.
He didn’t even notice I was there, he was too busy F2-ing to his next random weirdo.
I had to F2 20 times just to escape the guy who kept sending me cat memes.
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F2 Spree happens when you hit F2 so much you think you're in a speed dating event but with strangers who might be wearing only socks.
She F2’d so fast she didn’t even realize she was talking to her ex’s cousin.
He F2’d through 50 people just to find someone who wasn’t sending him a picture of a banana.
I F2’d so much I got a notification from my mom: 'Are you still alive?'
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F2 Spree is when you go on a wild, profane journey of pressing F2 so much it feels like you’re fighting a war against the internet and you’re not winning.
He F2’d through 100 people just to find one who was actually hot, and even that guy was wearing a unicorn shirt.
She F2’d so fast she accidentally talked to her own dog.
I F2’d for 15 minutes and still didn’t find someone who wasn’t a middle-aged man with a pet raccoon.
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