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the grumpy old man who yells at you for using your phone too much

Why are you texting instead of talking to me? I can hear you typing!

You're not even listening to me. I'm talking to you, not to your phone.

I'm 70 and I know more about life than you do. Just because you have a phone doesn't mean you're smart.

the person who thinks they're cool but nobody actually cares

I'm just here for the vibes. I don't know what's going on, but I feel it.

I'm not trying to be cool. I'm just trying to survive this day.

I'm the background of everyone's stories. I know it.

the dad who thinks he's the best at everything but he's just average

I was the best at chess in my high school. I beat everyone. And I still play it now.

I could have been a professional athlete if I had wanted to. But I chose to be a dad instead.

I've got a 30-year-old body and the mind of a 10-year-old. It's a good combination.

the kid who's just trying to make it through the day and doesn't want to be noticed

I just want to sit here and be ignored. That's all I want.

I don't know why I'm here. I just showed up.

I'm not trying to be cool. I'm just trying to not be noticed.