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A man with more money than sense and more bling than a disco ball
He dropped a $1000 bottle of wine like it was a cheap soda.
He bought a mansion just to park his car in the driveway.
He spends more on his dog's treats than my rent.
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A guy who thinks he’s king because he has a gold-plated wallet
He told me he had a private jet, but it’s just a tiny plane that flies to the mall.
He spends more on his pet iguana than I make in a month.
He threw a party just to show off his new Lamborghini.
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A man who thinks money grows on trees and he’s the tree
He bought a private island just to have a beach for his dog.
He paid $500 for a burger that looked like a normal burger.
He rents a helicopter just to go to work every day.
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A guy who thinks he’s a king just because he has a lot of money
He threw a million-dollar party and only three people showed up.
He spends more on his hair than I spend on my whole life.
He bought a watch that costs more than my car.
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A man who thinks he’s so rich, he doesn’t need friends, he just needs money
He told me he had 100 cars, but he only uses one of them.
He paid $10,000 for a gym membership just to work out once.
He had a butler who was just a guy who opened his door.
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A guy who has more money than brains and uses it to buy everything
He spent $10,000 on a pizza just to show off.
He bought a mansion for his cat and left me in a tiny apartment.
He paid for a whole island just so he could have a beach to sunbathe on.