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A man who only wants your body for a few hours and then vanishes like a fart in a hurricane.

He texted me *'Hey babe, I’m free tonight. Let’s do it.'* Then I never heard from him again.

She said he came over, took off his shirt, and left before her coffee was cold.

He said he was going to propose, then dumped her for a girl in the gym.

A guy who thinks he’s the main character of a movie and you’re just the sidekick who gets left behind.

He said *'I’m the king of this town, and you’re just my queen for the night.'* Then he left.

She told me he called her *'my little princess'*, then texted her ex.

He posted a selfie with the caption *'This is my life now.'* Then he vanished.

The man who treats women like fast food and leaves a mess behind.

He said *'I’m hungry, let’s eat.'* Then left her with a greasy burger and no plan.

She said he took one bite and left, like he was paying for the whole meal.

He texted her *'I’m full now. Goodbye.'* Then blocked her.

A man who only likes you when he’s getting his rocks off and then disappears like he never existed.

He said *'I need you right now.'* Then left her with a broken heart and no explanation.

She said he called her *'my best friend'*, then called her ex.

He sent her a message *'I love you.'* Then texted her ex *'Hey, wanna hang out?'*

The guy who only wants your body and then acts like you’re a bad investment.

He said *'I’m investing in you.'* Then left her with nothing.

She said he texted her *'I’m done with this stock.'* Then blocked her.

He called her *'my number one pick.'* Then picked someone else.