F16 COCK SWING

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Felonius Gru jabs his cock so hard it shoots out of his pants and hits every libtard in the face with a sound so loud it makes their ears bleed.

My mom said she heard the cock swing from her basement.

The sound broke my neighbor's window and his dog started crying.

I got a text from my cousin saying her goldfish died from the noise.

Felonius Gru's cock swing is so brutal it makes the sky turn red and all the libtards start screaming in terror.

My dog ran out of the house when he heard it.

My teacher said she could feel it through her desk.

My little brother cried because he thought the sky was on fire.

Felonius Gru flings his cock so fast it goes through the wall and gives the libtards a face full of cock and chaos.

My mom said the wall had a hole the size of a pizza.

My dog tried to lick the hole and got cock on his nose.

My brother said he saw a cock-shaped hole in the wall.