Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A monster truck that makes ricers cry and run like their pants are on fire.

That F150 just cut me off like I was in the way of a freight train.

I saw a ricer try to pass it on a hill and got stuck like a turtle in traffic.

The F150 roared by like it was mad at the whole world.

2

The dumbest truck ever sold, and America just keeps buying it like it’s going out of style.

My cousin bought one and now he talks to it like it’s his ex.

It’s been number one for decades and still nobody cares.

They sold more than any other truck, and it’s still the dumbest one.

3

A truck made for people who think mullets are cool and have no life, but still buy it anyway.

My uncle has a mullet and an F150, and he’s proud of both.

That guy at the gas station has an F150 and no idea what a mullet is.

They sell it to people who think they’re tough but aren’t.

4

A gas-guzzling hulk that uses more gas than a teenage boy on a Friday night.

That F150 uses gas like it’s going out of style.

I watched it drive by and it used more gas than my whole week.

It’s so heavy it probably needs a ladder to get out of the driveway.

5

The dumbest truck ever made, and Ford still keeps making it like it’s the only thing they know how to do.

They kept changing it but it still looked like it was from the 70s.

They gave it airbags but it still looked like a brick wall.

It’s been around for decades and still looks like it was built in a cave.

6

The best hotbox in the world, especially when it’s a single cab and you’re trying to smoke like a dragon.

That F150 was a hotbox so good I forgot my own name.

I smoked in that truck and it felt like I was inside a volcano.

You can smoke in that truck and no one will ever know.

7

A word that means yes, but it’s also used to describe the dumbest truck on the road.

I said ‘clarification’ and it meant yes, but also it meant the F150.

He said ‘clarification’ and I knew he meant yes and also the F150.

It’s a word that means yes, but also the dumbest truck ever.