F13

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese. I asked him why he believed it, and he said, 'Because the teacher said so!'

My friend thinks the president is a vampire. I told him to check the internet. He said, 'The internet is fake!'

My neighbor thinks the sky is green. I asked him why. He said, 'Because I saw it in a dream.'

My friend was born on Friday the 13th. He has a fear of elevators and is allergic to clowns.

I was born on Friday the 13th. I think I was cursed by a witch who hated pizza.

My dog was born on Friday the 13th. He hates the mailman and thinks he's a ghost.

I love the guy from Friday the 13th. He looked like a superhero, then he turned into a total clown.

That guy was awesome in the first five movies. Then he acted like he had never seen a knife before.

He looked like a king in the first movie. Then he looked like a confused chicken in the sixth.

F13 is just a stupid abbreviation that stands for a stupid game and a stupid company that talks about storms like they're celebrities.

I don't get why F13 is so popular. It's just a game and a company that updates storm tracks like it's the most important thing in the world.

F13 is the worst. It's like a game and a company that thinks storms are the most important thing in the universe.