F1 F2

You’re barely alive and took ages to type this. You hit every key like a punchline, but only F1 and Win. Don’t even think about pressing more than two keys.

This is the height of boring. You thought QWERTY was enough, but now you’re typing nonsense just to see if your brain will explode.

You’re so bored you press all your function keys backward. You might as well keep going and confuse yourself even more.

Your keyboard is right there. Look down and see it. You’re too lazy to lift your head.

You’re more bored than that guy who typed all the letters. You’re just one quark away from dying from boredom. You press every button like it’s your last chance.

This is a person who has no life. They sit there doing nothing but typing random letters because they’re too bored to do anything else.

Nothing to do in Spanish, just dimming your screen like it’s your last hope. You’re too lazy to do anything real.