F1 addict

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A tiny human who thinks they're a race car driver and can't live without 3000 horsepower. They also think they're in love with every man who looks at them.
'I saw him at the track, and now I'm gonna drop out of school to follow him.'
'He’s not my boyfriend. He’s my F1 crush. And he’s my favorite.'
'If I don’t get 8 hours of sleep, I turn into a screaming mess who cries over a race result.'
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A human who thinks they're a pro driver, but they can't even tie their shoes. They're also convinced every man on the planet is their future husband.
'He just waved at me. I’m gonna marry him. I’m gonna move to Italy.'
'I failed math because I was too busy watching F1 videos.'
'I had a dream about Lewis Hamilton. It was the best dream ever.'
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A kid who talks like a pro driver and thinks they're in a real race. They also think every man they see is their soulmate. They're also slightly insane.
'I'm gonna be the fastest driver ever. I just know it.'
'He smiled at me. I’m gonna follow him to Monaco.'
'I haven't slept in three days. I'm fine. I'm in love with Max Verstappen.'
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