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A gorilla tag beast who moves like lightning but makes you wish you had a third arm to tag him.
He zipped past me like I was slow motion and I couldn't even get my hand near him.
I tried to tag him three times and he just laughed in my face.
He tagged me and then tagged me again just to be a cocky son of a biscuit.
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A gorilla tag player so fast you feel like you're running in slow motion while he's flying.
He tagged me before I even knew he was there. Like a ghost with a tag in hand.
I was trying to catch my breath and he was already gone. I looked like a dog chasing a car.
He tagged me and said 'see ya later' like I was going to complain.
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A gorilla tag player who's so fast, you might as well be running in circles while he's running a marathon.
He tagged me so fast I didn't even get a chance to look at him. Like a ninja with a tag.
I tried to tag him and he just turned around and tagged me back. I was like 'what even is this?'
He ran past me like I was standing still. I looked like a turtle while he was a cheetah.
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