Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A made-up tale so bad it makes your brain want to quit.

My dog can talk and he told me my mom is a witch.

I saw a chicken wearing a crown and it started a rebellion.

My teacher said the moon is made of cheese and I believe her.

2

A lie so dumb it could make a ghost laugh.

My cat is a superhero and he fights evil socks.

I ate a whole pizza and now I can fly.

My dad said he can turn invisible when he eats cereal.

3

A story so fake it makes your face want to explode.

I have a pet rock and it passed the bar exam.

My goldfish is the president of France.

My brother says he can talk to aliens and they told him to stop being loud.

4

A tale so stupid it could make a cow cry.

My pencil is a wizard and it defeated a dragon.

I can read minds and my mom thinks I'm a psychic.

My shoe is a time traveler and it went back to the dinosaur era.

5

A story that’s so bad it could make your pants fall off.

My fridge is a secret agent and it spies on my snacks.

I can turn into a chicken and I did it in front of my class.

My sock is a billionaire and it bought a spaceship.

6

A fake story so bad it could make your brain go on strike.

My dog is a wizard and he turned my math teacher into a frog.

I can speak to the dead and my grandma says she’s been dead for 30 years.

My pencil is a rockstar and it’s going on tour with a banana.