f0sta

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To be so dumb it makes your brain quit, or to do something so dumb it deserves a medal for stupidity.

My cousin f0sta'd by eating a whole pizza box in one bite. I saw the box. I saw the bite. I saw the aftermath. It was tragic.

He f0sta'd during a Zoom meeting by yelling 'I can see your cat!' at 3 AM.

She f0sta'd by trying to text while riding a unicycle. It ended with her face in the sidewalk.

When you're so clueless it's like your brain took a vacation and forgot to come back.

He f0sta'd by wearing socks with sandals to a job interview. The interviewer looked like they had just seen a ghost.

She f0sta'd by trying to explain the universe to a toddler using only emojis.

He f0sta'd by putting ketchup in his coffee. It was like a war zone in a cup.

When you're so dumb it's like your brain got hit by a truck and then forgot how to think.

He f0sta'd by trying to text with his feet. It took him 20 minutes to type 'hi'.

She f0sta'd by eating a whole cake in one go and then tried to do a backflip. It was a mess.

He f0sta'd by answering a math test question with a poem about his dog.

To be so dumb it's like you were born with a brain made of jelly and it got stepped on.

He f0sta'd by trying to fight a robot with a spoon. It was like watching a kid try to beat up a monster.

She f0sta'd by wearing a hat inside out to a fancy dinner party. The waiter looked like he was about to cry.

He f0sta'd by trying to explain why the sky is blue using only hand gestures and a banana.

When you're so clueless it's like your brain is on vacation and your toes are doing the thinking.

He f0sta'd by trying to drive a car with his feet. It ended with a shopping cart in the middle of the road.

She f0sta'd by texting while wearing a blindfold. The message she sent was 'I love you' but it was spelled 'I luv u' with a lot of typos.

He f0sta'd by trying to do a magic trick with a rubber chicken and a sock. It was chaos.