f0bed

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to get your face smashed by a girl who thinks you're a joke and laughs while she does it

My homie got f0bed by his crush after he tripped and spilled soda on her shoes.

He tried to flirt with my sister and got f0bed so hard he cried.

That guy tried to pick a fight with my cousin and got f0bed in front of the whole school.

to get your butt kicked by a girl who thinks you're too weak to handle her wrath

He called my mom a silly name and got f0bed by her in front of the whole block.

My little brother got f0bed by his crush because he said she was ugly.

That guy tried to mock my aunt and got f0bed so hard he was out for the rest of the day.

when a girl beats you up just because she thinks you're stupid and doesn't know how to take a compliment

He said my cousin was plain and got f0bed by her in the hallway.

My friend got f0bed by his crush after he said her hair was messy.

That guy tried to be cool and got f0bed because he said her shoes were ugly.

when a girl shows you who's really boss by giving you a beatdown that makes you question your life choices

He said my sister was a nerdy loser and got f0bed by her in the lunchroom.

My friend got f0bed by his crush because he said her voice was annoying.

That guy called my aunt a biker and got f0bed in front of the whole neighborhood.

to get your nose broken by a girl who's tired of your bad jokes and your even worse attitude

He told my cousin a bad joke and got f0bed by her in the park.

My friend got f0bed by his crush because he said her laugh was too loud.

That guy said my aunt was a weirdo and got f0bed in front of everyone.