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A smelly new face who thinks they're the main event.
Just walked in and already talking to my boss like they own the place.
They brought their whole family and still don't know how to use the buffet.
Tried to flirt with my cousin and got rejected by the entire table.
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A newbie who thinks they're king of the hill and smells like seafood.
They tried to start a fight with my dad over a parking spot.
Acted like they'd been here forever, but their accent gave it away.
Sat at the wrong table and started a loud conversation about their hometown.
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A fresh face who smells like fish and thinks they're cool.
They tried to be funny and just made everyone cringe.
Pulled out a whole fish from their bag during lunch.
Talked too much and nobody wanted to listen anymore.
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