f00tard

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A total idiot who acts like they know everything but really don't. They make everyone else look smart by comparison.
"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just here to be cool."
He tried to explain the game but kept saying "it's easy" and got it wrong every time.
She said she was a pro gamer, then lost to her brother in 2 minutes.
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A person who thinks they're smart but are actually a waste of oxygen. They make bad decisions and everyone around them suffers.
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi and just made it worse.
She thought she could beat the level but got killed by a turtle.
He said he was a teacher, but he doesn't even know how to spell 'teacher.'
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A brainless person who thinks they're the best at everything but can't even do simple things right.
He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
She said she could beat the game, but she lost to a kid in third grade.
He claimed he was a genius, but he couldn't even solve a basic math problem.
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A person who acts like they're smart but are actually a complete waste of time. They make everything around them worse.
He tried to fix the computer but just broke it more.
She said she was a pro, but she couldn't even beat the first level.
He thought he was a king, but he couldn't even win a simple game.
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A person who's so dumb they think they're smart. They're like a walking disaster waiting to happen.
He tried to fix the game but just made it worse.
She thought she was a legend, but she got killed by a monster.
He said he was a hero, but he couldn't even beat the first boss.
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