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A person who thinks they're a gaming legend just because they have a fancy internet connection and a ping lower than a fat kid's cholesterol.
@joeplays 'I destroyed you in 1v1 because my ping is 1 and your brain is 200.'
Why did you lose? Because your internet was slower than my grandma's walking pace.
He got a triple kill, but it was just because his router had a PhD.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A clueless person who believes their online success is all their own doing, when it's really just their internet being faster than your brain.
'I killed you because my internet is 1 and your brain is 200.'
He won the match, but it was just because his router was smarter than your brain.
He was the best player, but it was just because his internet was faster than your mom's gossip.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who thinks they're a pro gamer because they have a super-fast internet, even though they’re just lucky and not actually good.
'I won because my internet was faster than your brain.'
He dominated the game, but it was just because his internet was faster than your dad's snoring.
She got five kills, but it was just because her internet was smarter than your grades.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who thinks they're the best at online games just because their internet is fast and their ping is low, not because they're actually good.
'I beat you because my internet is 1 and your brain is 200.'
He was the top player, but it was just because his internet was faster than your brain.
She got a five kill streak, but it was just because her internet was smarter than your mom's cooking.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who thinks they're a gaming god just because their internet is fast and their ping is low, not because they actually know what they're doing.
'I destroyed you because my internet is faster than your brain.'
He was the best player, but it was just because his internet was faster than your dad's snoring.
She got five kills, but it was just because her internet was smarter than your grades.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who thinks they're a top player because they have a super-fast internet and a low ping, even though they're just lucky and not actually good.
'I beat you because my internet is faster than your brain.'
He won the match, but it was just because his internet was faster than your mom's gossip.
She got a five kill streak, but it was just because her internet was smarter than your grades.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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