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A tornado that barely bothers anyone. It flicks shingles like they're pieces of trash, breaks a few twigs, and makes your neighbor's TV antenna look like it got in a fight.
The tornado came through and my roof looked like it had a bad hair day.
My neighbor's antenna was bent like a pretzel.
The tree lost two leaves, and I felt bad for it.
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A person so clueless, they think a donut is a math problem.
My cousin is a f0. He tried to fix my Wi-Fi and made it worse.
She called a pizza a sandwich and got confused.
He thinks Friday is a day of the week and not a holiday.
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A secret code used by people who are too lazy to say the whole phrase. It means ‘get the f*** out’ and is usually used when someone sees a cop.
‘F0!’ he yelled and ran like he was being chased by a bear.
‘F0!’ she whispered and ducked behind the couch.
‘F0!’ he said and left the room like it was on fire.
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When you’re so happy you could explode. It’s like when you see your favorite snack and you’re like, ‘OMG, I love this!’
I saw my favorite snack and screamed, ‘OMG!’
He got a 100 on the test and said, ‘OMG, I’m the best!’
She saw her crush and said, ‘OMG, I’m in love!’
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A person who defines ‘spanain’ and then turns into a total mess when they try to define it again.
He tried to define ‘spanain’ and ended up crying.
She defined ‘spanain’ and then forgot what it was.
He was a normal person, but then he became a f0.
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A person who is so bored, they could fall asleep while watching paint dry.
He was so bored he fell asleep during lunch.
She was so bored she counted the cracks on the wall.
He was so bored he started a conversation with a sock.
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