Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stick your finger up someone's butt and say ‘fuck’ really loud. It’s like the ultimate insult.

My mom did this to my brother when he ate the last slice of pizza.

I did this to my teacher when she gave me detention for no reason.

My dog did this to my cat when he stole his toy.

2

You scream ‘F you’ when someone bugs you so bad you just want them to disappear.

I said this to my brother when he broke my phone.

My friend said this to me when I took her lunch.

My dad said this to my mom when she forgot his birthday.

3

When you say ‘screw you’ and walk away like you just won a million dollars.

I said this to my teacher when she failed me on purpose.

My sister said this to me when I took her favorite shirt.

I said this to my friend when he lied to me.

4

A short way of saying ‘fuck you’ when someone is really getting on your nerves.

I texted this to my brother when he called me a baby.

I said this to my mom when she yelled at me.

I said this to my friend when he showed up to my party late.

5

When you say ‘fly you’ like you are a bird and you are going somewhere fancy and you don’t care about them.

I said this to my brother when he made me do his homework.

I said this to my teacher when she gave me extra work.

I said this to my friend when she stole my snack.

6

When you press the ‘ignore’ button on your phone when someone calls you and you’re too lazy to talk to them.

I did this when my mom called me at 2 AM.

I did this when my brother called me to complain.

I did this when my teacher called me to ask about my test.

7

The button you press on your phone when someone calls and you’re like ‘no way’ and you just want them to go away.

I pressed this when my friend called me to ask for help.

I pressed this when my mom called me to nag me.

I pressed this when my teacher called me to talk about my grades.