F word pass

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An F word pass lets you call people fat without getting called out. It's like a golden ticket for lazy insults. If you're fat, you got it. If you lose the weight, you lose the pass forever.
You: "You're so fat you could eat a whole pizza by yourself." Them: "You're just jealous."
DM: "You're like a walking burger. I'm proud of you."
Text: "You're the reason why the couch has a hole in it."
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The F word pass is the easiest way to insult someone. All you have to do is say they're fat. If you're fat, you get it. If you slim down, you're outta luck.
"You're so fat, your shoes have a life of their own."
Text: "You're like a bag of chips. Full of junk."
DM: "You're the reason why the mirror cried."
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The F word pass is like a free ticket to insult people. All you need is one word: fat. If you're fat, you got it. If you lose the weight, you're stuck with no pass.
"You're so fat, you could be a new kind of meat."
Text: "You're the reason why the escalator moved."
DM: "You're like a cheeseburger. Big and messy."
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