F without B

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Friends who don't get the perks, like free snacks or a good punch in the face
You: We're still friends, right? Them: Yeah, but I don't have to let you eat my lunch anymore.
You: I'll still beat you up if you cheat on me. Them: No, you won't. You're F without B now.
You: Can I borrow your notes? Them: Only if you stop calling me 'babe' in class.
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Friends who hang out but don't get the good stuff, like hugs or a free pizza
You: We're still friends, right? Them: Yeah, but I don't have to let you eat my pizza anymore.
You: Can I borrow your homework? Them: Only if you stop calling me 'babe' in math class.
You: I'll still beat you up if you cheat on me. Them: No, you won't. You're F without B now.
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Friends who don't get the good parts, like snacks or a good slap in the face
You: We're still friends, right? Them: Yeah, but I don't have to let you eat my snack anymore.
You: Can I borrow your calculator? Them: Only if you stop calling me 'babe' in math class.
You: I'll still beat you up if you cheat on me. Them: No, you won't. You're F without B now.
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Friends who stick around but don't get the perks, like free food or a good punch
You: We're still friends, right? Them: Yeah, but I don't have to let you eat my sandwich anymore.
You: Can I borrow your pencil? Them: Only if you stop calling me 'babe' in science class.
You: I'll still beat you up if you cheat on me. Them: No, you won't. You're F without B now.
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Friends who don't get the good stuff, like snacks or a good slap
You: We're still friends, right? Them: Yeah, but I don't have to let you eat my chips anymore.
You: Can I borrow your eraser? Them: Only if you stop calling me 'babe' in history class.
You: I'll still beat you up if you cheat on me. Them: No, you won't. You're F without B now.
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Friends who hang out but don't get the perks, like snacks or a good punch
You: We're still friends, right? Them: Yeah, but I don't have to let you eat my popcorn anymore.
You: Can I borrow your pen? Them: Only if you stop calling me 'babe' in English class.
You: I'll still beat you up if you cheat on me. Them: No, you won't. You're F without B now.
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