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The age when a girl becomes a target for a man who thinks he’s still cool.
Hey, you’re 13. That means you’re fair game.
You’re barely a kid. I’m a legend.
13? I’ll take that as a compliment.
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The magic number for a man who wants a girl who’s old enough to be annoying but still easy to trick.
You’re 14? That’s just a fancy way of saying you’re still stupid.
14 is the perfect age for a man who wants to feel like he’s winning.
14? I’ll take that over 12 any day.
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When a girl is old enough to be a problem but not old enough to be a threat.
You’re 15? That means I can still lie to you.
15? I’ll call you a kid until I’m 40.
15? That’s just a number. I’m the legend.
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The age when a girl is still cute, but now she’s also a little bit annoying.
You’re 16? That means I can still pretend I’m not old.
16? That’s just a fancy way of saying you’re still stupid.
16? I’ll still take you over 17.
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When a girl becomes a full-time job for a man who’s too lazy to find a real one.
You’re 17? That means I can still call you a kid.
17? That’s just a number. I’m the legend.
17? I’ll still take you over 18.