F-Student

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A gender-fluid student who's more interested in making out than showing up to school

Just saw Jake in the parking lot at 7 am. Guess he didn't wanna miss his 8 am make-out session.

Aiden texted me: 'School today? No. I'm gonna sleep through it and dream about my crush.'

When the teacher asked who was absent, 10 kids raised their hands. Only 2 were actually there.

F students are like f*cking geniuses who think the teacher is lying to them just to get them to shut up.

'Why do we have to learn this? I already know it.', said the kid who failed math last year.

When the teacher said 'Do your homework,' the F student said 'I did it in my head, and I got a C.'

He failed every test, but he still drew a perfect diagram of the solar system on the floor during lunch.

A phrase used when someone is too f*cking lazy to have a job, and they don’t even try to get one.

'I’m not unemployuzz, I’m just F-student level lazy.'

Text from my cousin: 'I got 10 job offers, but I’m still home playing video games.'

When the teacher asked why he didn’t do his homework, he said, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just F-student level creative.'

These students are too f*cking smart for the system. It’s like they’re trying to outsmart the teacher just to get out of class.

He aced the test, then got in trouble for making a mess of the classroom.

She answered every question the teacher asked, then drew a cartoon on the board during the lesson.

The teacher tried to give him extra credit, but he just said, 'I don’t need it. I’m gonna be rich someday.'

F students are the ones who take out their f*cking anger on school stuff. They break everything just because they can.

The computer was working fine until he dropped a can of soda on it. Now it’s just a mess of liquid and smoke.

He poured paint all over the floor and then sat on it like it was a throne.

He tried to light the toilet on fire. It didn’t work, but it smelled like burnt cheese.