f string

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An F string is what people say when they're high and think they're the best at rapping
My cousin said 'I’m the king of the block' and then fell off the couch
He texted me 'I’m gonna beat Drake' and then ate a whole pizza
At the party, he said 'I’m the F string' and then cried because he forgot the lyrics
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An F string is when someone is so wasted they think they’re famous
He posted a video of himself dancing and said 'I’m gonna be on TikTok', no one watched it
He told the barista 'I’m an F string' and then spilled coffee on the floor
He texted me 'I’m the F string' and then fell asleep on the couch
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An F string is what you call someone who acts like they’re cool but they’re not
He said 'I’m the F string' and then tripped over his own shoes
At the concert, he yelled 'I’m the F string' and then got kicked out
He posted 'I’m the F string' and then his dog ate his phone
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