f-stat

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1
fucker shut up about all these stupid letters
F-stat! I can't even hear my own thoughts anymore!
You're like a textbook on steroids, f-stat.
F-stat, I'm getting acronym burnout.
2
you're making everything complicated with your dumb abbreviations
F-stat, I just wanted to say 'hi' not 'g2g'!
You turn simple words into a code, f-stat.
F-stat, I'm not a robot, I can't read your dumb acronyms.
3
stop making everything sound like a secret message
F-stat, this is a conversation, not a spy mission!
You're like a spy, f-stat. I can't even talk normally.
F-stat, I feel like I'm in a spy movie, not a chat.
4
you're the worst kind of person who thinks everything needs a nickname
F-stat, why is 'see you later' now 'ttyl'?!
You give everything a nickname, f-stat. Even my coffee.
F-stat, I'm getting nickname fatigue.
5
you turn normal words into a puzzle and I hate it
F-stat, I just wanted to say 'no' not 'nvm'!
You're like a puzzle, f-stat. I can't solve it.
F-stat, my brain is melting from your dumb puzzles.
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