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You’re into fat folks like they’re a free snack and you’re the hungry kid at the buffet.

Just saw a burger commercial and now I’m thinking about my ex’s thighs.

I asked my mom if I could move in with her, she said no but I’m still going.

Told my friend I’d rather eat pizza with a fat person than watch a movie with a skinny one.

You pick your ladies like they’re on sale and you’re the grumpy customer.

Said I’d date her if she’d stop eating tacos.

Told my cousin she looked like a cinnamon roll and she took it as a compliment.

Went to the gym with my friend and he cried because I said he looked like a muffin.

You only go for the big ones, like you’re the king of the mountain and they’re the tiny rocks.

Said I’d rather marry a 300 lb woman than a 120 lb man.

Told my brother he’s too skinny to be my brother.

Turned down a date because the girl was ‘just average’.

You only like it up the butt, like you’ve got a personal vendetta with the front door.

Told my friend I’d rather be a backseat driver than a frontseat passenger.

Said I’d date a donut if it had a hole.

Turned down a guy because he said he liked it on the side.