F-Secure Time

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The time F-Secure uses to mess with you like your clock is broken and you're stuck in a time loop with a bunch of bad decisions.
'I thought I was late, but F-Secure Time said I was early. I'm confused and my coffee is cold.'
'My meeting started at 9, but F-Secure Time said it was 10. I was right, but I got yelled at.'
'I tried to leave work at 5, but F-Secure Time said it was 6. I’m still here and my boss is happy.'
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The fake time F-Secure gives you so you think you're on track, but you're actually behind and it's just a cruel joke.
'I thought I had 30 minutes to finish this report, but F-Secure Time said I had 5. I’m still typing and my brain is fried.'
'I left the office at 6, but F-Secure Time said it was 7. I got stuck in traffic and my boss said I was late.'
'I started my lunch break at 12, but F-Secure Time said it was 1. I ate my sandwich and my boss said I was slacking.'
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The time F-Secure throws at you like it's a prank and you're the butt of the joke because you believe it.
'I thought I had 10 minutes to finish my task, but F-Secure Time said I had 2. I finished it, but I'm still stuck in meetings.'
'I left the office at 5, but F-Secure Time said it was 4. I got home early and my boss said I was late.'
'I thought I had 5 minutes to answer my emails, but F-Secure Time said I had 1. I answered them all and my brain is now dead.'
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The time F-Secure uses to make you feel like you're in a nightmare and your life is out of sync with reality.
'I thought I had 20 minutes to finish my task, but F-Secure Time said I had 5. I finished it, but my boss said I was late.'
'I left the office at 6, but F-Secure Time said it was 7. I got home late and my boss said I was early.'
'I had 10 minutes for lunch, but F-Secure Time said it was 1. I ate my sandwich and my boss said I was slacking.'
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The time F-Secure gives you to trick you into thinking you're on top of things, but you're actually a mess and it's all fake.
'I thought I had 15 minutes to finish my task, but F-Secure Time said I had 3. I finished it and my boss said I was late.'
'I left the office at 5, but F-Secure Time said it was 6. I got home late and my boss said I was early.'
'I thought I had 20 minutes for lunch, but F-Secure Time said it was 2. I ate my sandwich and my boss said I was slacking.'
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