F. Scott Fitzgerald

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When you shove your pinky up someone's butt just to make them feel good.
My cousin did this to my dog and now the dog won't stop barking at him.
She said it was the best thing she ever felt, even though it was in a public bathroom.
He did it to his boss during a Zoom call and got fired on the spot.
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The art of using your pinky finger to give someone the most annoying pleasure ever.
He did it to his girlfriend while she was cooking and burnt the lasagna.
She did it to her friend during a yoga class and everyone fell out of their poses.
He did it to his mom while she was watching soap operas and she cried.
3
When you stick your little finger up someone's butt just to be a smug, self-centered jackass.
He did it to his brother while they were playing video games and lost the match.
She did it to her coworker during a meeting and everyone laughed at her.
He did it to his dad while he was eating breakfast and threw his cereal all over the table.
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The rude and dirty way of showing someone you care by sticking your pinky up their butt.
He did it to his crush in the hallway and she ran away crying.
She did it to her friend during a movie and they had to leave the theater.
He did it to his teacher while she was grading papers and got sent to the principal's office.
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Using your pinky finger to give someone a butt massage so loud it wakes the neighbors.
He did it to his neighbor and the whole block heard it.
She did it to her brother during dinner and everyone stopped eating.
He did it to his friend in the park and a squirrel ran away.
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When you make someone's butt happy by shoving your pinky up there like you're trying to save their life.
He did it to his dad and his dad said it was the best thing he ever felt.
She did it to her mom while her mom was taking a nap and woke her up.
He did it to his friend during a karaoke night and they both got kicked out.
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