F-Sad

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A girl who can’t get wet or want to have sex. She’s like a dried-up noodle in a hot dog bun.

Why am I f-sad? My guy’s got a six-pack and I’m still wearing a onesie.

I tried to make love and it felt like I was fighting a raccoon.

My guy said I was f-sad. I told him to go eat a bag of chips.

When a girl can’t get excited about sex. She’s more interested in her phone than your junk.

I asked her to do it and she said, ‘I’m watching TikTok.’

She said she was f-sad because she was too busy crying over her ex.

I tried to kiss her and she said, ‘I’d rather talk to my dog.’

A girl who can’t get wet and doesn’t want to have fun. She’s like a soggy crumb in a bag of chips.

She said she was f-sad because she had a headache and a hangover.

She turned down my advances because she was too busy eating pizza.

I asked her to have sex and she said, ‘I’m too tired. I’ve been crying all day.’

When a girl is too broke, tired, or sad to have sex. She’s like a dead battery in a remote.

She said she was f-sad because she had no money and her cat died.

She turned me down because she was too tired from working three jobs.

She said she was f-sad because she was crying over her ex and her rent was late.

A girl who can’t get wet and doesn’t want to have fun. She’s like a burnt marshmallow in a hot dog bun.

She said she was f-sad because she had a sore throat and a broken heart.

She turned me down because she was too busy eating cereal for dinner.

She said she was f-sad because she was too tired from crying all day.

When a girl can’t get excited and doesn’t want to have fun. She’s like a crumpled napkin in a trash can.

She said she was f-sad because she was too busy watching Netflix.

She turned me down because she had a migraine and a bad day.

She said she was f-sad because she was too tired from working all week.