F Punch

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An F punch is when your girl is sitting there thinking you’re about to finger her and instead you hit her in the face with a full-force punch while screaming ‘FALCOOO PUUUUNCH’ like you’re the king of the world.
She was about to ask why I was wearing a sock on my hand, then I F punched her.
I told her I was going to finger her, then I F punched her in the face.
She said I was going to finger her again, so I F punched her for being annoying.
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An F punch is when you trick your girl into thinking you’re about to finger her, but you punch her instead and yell ‘FALCOOO PUUUUNCH’ like you’re a god.
She was like ‘are you even going to finger me?’ and I F punched her.
She asked why I was holding my hand like that, then I F punched her.
She said she was ready, but I F punched her anyway.
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An F punch happens when you sit your girl down like she’s your prisoner and then you punch her in the face while yelling ‘FALCOOO PUUUUNCH’ like it’s the most amazing thing ever.
She was like ‘what’s going on?’ and I F punched her.
She was about to ask why I was wearing a sock on my hand again, but I F punched her.
She was ready for a finger, but I F punched her.
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