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a fatty who thinks they're a beast
He tried to flex like a pro but looked like a sad pancake.
She wore a tank top like it was a war medal.
He tried to bench press 50 pounds and cried like a baby.
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a meatball pretending to be a superhero
He said he could deadlift a car but couldn’t lift his own backpack.
He tried to do burpees and looked like a confused cow.
He posted a selfie with a shirt that said 'I’m a beast' but had a donut in his hand.
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a slob who thinks they're a bodybuilder
He wore a shirt that said 'I’m fit' but it was two sizes too small.
He tried to do push-ups but looked like a pile of wet socks.
He said he worked out every day but had a pizza box under his bed.
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a fatty who thinks they're a tough guy
He tried to be cool but looked like a deflated balloon.
He said he could beat anyone in a fight but ran away when someone sneezed.
He wore a shirt that said 'I’m a beast' but it was stained with spaghetti sauce.
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a blob who thinks they’re a gym god
He tried to do squats but looked like a confused tomato.
He said he could bench 200 but couldn’t lift a backpack.
He posted a video of himself doing a plank and it looked like a failed science experiment.
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