F Pad

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A magic wipe for when your downstairs is leaking like a broken toilet.

My F Pad is my best friend. Without it, I’d be a mess in public.

I used my F Pad as a shield during the final round of the school talent show.

My F Pad is the only thing keeping me from getting kicked out of the house.

A dirty secret you keep in your pants to hide your monthly punishment.

I told my mom I lost my F Pad. She didn’t believe me, but she let me go to the mall anyway.

I tried to hide my F Pad under my shirt, but it slipped out during gym class.

I used my F Pad to wipe my nose during the big football game.

A lifesaver for when your downstairs is doing the cha-cha and you’re in the middle of a math test.

My F Pad saved me during the spelling bee. I wouldn’t have made it without it.

I glued my F Pad to my pants so I wouldn’t be embarrassed in the hallway.

I used my F Pad to mop up my spill during the science fair.