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How hard a man can slam his junk into your junk.
Bro, your F of D is weak, like a baby’s farts.
That guy’s F of D is so strong, it could knock out a rhino.
I had an F of D so loud, the neighbors called the police.
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So fresh, you could drink out of your face and still look good.
She walked in like she owned the place. F of D, baby.
He came in wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a cape. F of D, obviously.
That kid’s outfit was so F of D, it made my mom cry.
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You can flirt and wink, but don’t expect a punch to the face.
He flirted with my sister, but I let him go. F of D, man.
She winked at me, but I didn’t punch her. F of D, I guess.
They hit on each other, but no one got violent. F of D, for sure.
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A rebellion against fake 3D movies that cost too much and are just flashy nonsense.
I’m with the F 3-D movement. 3D is just a scam.
The F 3-D gang is real. They hate 3D movies.
They’re fighting back against 3D. F 3-D, baby.
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A fat man who still thinks he’s cool and has a lot of money.
That F of D in the car is richer than me.
He’s got a gold chain and a F of D attitude.
He’s a F of D, and he knows it.
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You feel like a dog that just ate a whole bag of crap.
I’ve got F of D. I feel like a dog who just ate 1000 turds.
F of D is real, and it’s hitting me like a brick.
That F of D is so bad, my cat left me.
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Short for Male, Female, Veteran, or Disabled. It’s used for everything from tickets to jobs.
They asked for M/F/V/D. I said, 'I’m all of them.'
The form said M/F/V/D. I picked all four.
I’m M/F/V/D and I’m not even tired.