Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when life hits you like a brick and you’re too tired to care

My math test was a disaster and I had to eat my feelings for breakfast.

My dog ate my homework and my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

I got grounded for three weeks and I still took a selfie in my pajamas.

2

when everything you touch turns to poop and you just want to scream

My lunch was a mystery meat sandwich and it made me cry.

My mom yelled at me for getting a B on my report card.

I tried to fix my bike and now it’s broken and I’m broken too.

3

when life gives you lemons and you just throw them at it

My dog barked at my math teacher and I got detention.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt and I didn’t even care.

I failed my test and I just laughed in the face of my teacher.

4

when life tries to be your friend and you just punch it in the face

My dog bit my math teacher and I got a B+.

I got grounded and I just yelled at my mom and she yelled back.

My teacher made me do extra work and I just walked out of class.

5

when life is just being a giant pain in the ass and you're too lazy to do anything about it

My math teacher gave me a pop quiz and I just drew a cat on my paper.

I got a bad grade and I just said 'whatever' and went to play video games.

My mom gave me a list of chores and I just said 'no' and I went to sleep.

6

when life gives you the worst possible scenario and you just say 'take that'

My dog ate my homework and I had to write it again.

My teacher gave me a test and I just drew a mustache on it.

I got a D and I just said 'take that' and I walked out.