f monkey

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1
a loud, stupid, and smelly way to say ‘fuck’ when something is so dumb it makes your brain shut off
My cousin tried to build a robot out of Legos and a toaster. I said, ‘f monkey.’
The teacher spilled coffee on the floor and I yelled, ‘f monkey!’
My mom signed up for a Zumba class and I whispered, ‘f monkey.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
2
a word you scream when life gives you a popsicle and you get stuck with the stick
My dad tried to fix the TV with a banana. I said, ‘f monkey!’
My little brother drew on the wall with crayons. I yelled, ‘f monkey!’
I got grounded for eating pizza for breakfast. I said, ‘f monkey!’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
3
a magical curse you use when everything goes wrong and you’re too tired to think straight
My dog ate my homework. I said, ‘f monkey!’
My phone died during a video call. I screamed, ‘f monkey!’
I tried to make breakfast and it exploded. I said, ‘f monkey!’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
4
a bad word you shout when something is so silly it makes you want to throw your shoes
My brother wore socks to bed. I said, ‘f monkey!’
My teacher made us do a dance. I yelled, ‘f monkey!’
I tried to talk to my pet goldfish. I said, ‘f monkey!’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
5
a loud, angry, and stupid way to say ‘fuck’ when you’re too dumb to know it’s not a real word
My mom tried to cook dinner and burned it. I said, ‘f monkey!’
I tried to ride a bike and fell. I yelled, ‘f monkey!’
My little sister drew on my face. I said, ‘f monkey!’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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