Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The goo that comes out when a man gets super excited and can't hold it in anymore.

He said he'd bring the F-Milk, but it turned out he brought a whole bottle.

She got sprayed with F-Milk during the surprise party.

He tried to hide it, but his F-Milk leaked through his pants.

2

The stuff that shoots out like a fire hose when a guy is too proud to think twice.

He bragged about his F-Milk, but it missed the target completely.

She got F-Milk on her shirt and refused to wipe it off.

He said he'd never show his F-Milk again after that one time.

3

The liquid proof that a man was too loud and too proud to keep it quiet.

He tried to be subtle, but his F-Milk ruined the mood.

She was laughing so hard she couldn't stop the F-Milk from leaking.

He threw a party just to show off his F-Milk.

4

The messy aftermath of a man’s pride and a lack of control.

He had F-Milk all over the couch and didn’t care.

She got F-Milk in her eye and cried about it.

He used his F-Milk as a weapon against his enemy.

5

The stuff that comes out when a man’s too cocky to think it through.

He said he'd beat anyone with his F-Milk, and he did.

She got F-Milk on her face and walked out.

He used F-Milk to make a mess in the kitchen.

6

The liquid version of a man’s ego, and it’s usually everywhere.

He used F-Milk to write his name on the wall.

She got F-Milk on her dress and didn’t care.

He sprayed F-Milk in the air like it was confetti.