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A comedy show that’s so good it makes your brain explode and your parents’ marriage die
My mom watches Family Guy every day and my dad’s been divorced for five years
I told my teacher I’d rather be dead than watch another episode of Family Guy
My brother says Family Guy is the only thing keeping him from giving up on life
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A show so funny it makes you laugh until your pants fall off and your dog starts barking at the TV
My dog barks at the TV every time Peter Griffin opens his mouth
I laughed so hard at Family Guy I spilled my cereal on the floor
My cousin cried because of a joke on Family Guy and now he’s a crybaby
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A cartoon that’s like the worst day of your life, but it’s also the best day of your life
I hate Family Guy, but I watch it every day anyway
My friend says Family Guy is the worst thing ever, but he still watches it
I failed my math test because I was watching Family Guy instead of studying
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A show that’s so good it makes you forget your own name and your mom’s yelling at you
I was watching Family Guy and forgot my name, my mom yelled at me
My brother watched Family Guy and forgot his homework
I watched Family Guy and my dog forgot how to sit
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A show so funny it makes your face look like a pizza and your brain look like a confused potato
I laughed so hard at Family Guy my face looked like a pizza
My friend’s brain looked like a confused potato after watching Family Guy
I watched Family Guy and my brain exploded into a salad
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