f for facebook means fuck

My mom logged into Facebook and saw my ex's profile pic. She said, 'F for Facebook, I know what that means.'

My teacher wrote 'F for Facebook' on my test. I got a zero for being too loud.

My friend's dog ate my homework. I texted him, 'F for Facebook, this is the worst day ever.'

My brother said, 'F for Facebook, I'm too tired to type fuck.'

My crush texted me, 'F for Facebook, I like you.'

My friend's mom said, 'F for Facebook, I'm not leaving this couch.'

I got blocked on Facebook. I said, 'F for Facebook, you're both a jerk.'

My crush blocked me. I texted, 'F for Facebook, I'm done with you.'

My friend got cyberbullied. He said, 'F for Facebook, this is the worst.'