F - Dub

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A short way to say Federal Way, a place near Seattle and Tacoma that’s full of tough people and streets so bad they’ll make your head spin.
"I got my ass kicked in F-Dub, and it was glorious."
My cousin moved to F-Dub and now he’s a total tough guy.
F-Dub is like the trash can of the West Coast, and I love it.
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When you slowly move your foreskin over your pecker for fun, usually after you’ve had your string cut and are feeling extra.
"I was doing F-Dub in the bathroom and my mom walked in."
He was doing F-Dub all day like he had nothing better to do.
F-Dub is the best way to start your morning, or your afternoon, or your whole life.
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Federal Way, Washington, the smelly back part of the Puget Sound, full of people who talk like they’re from the South and love saying 253.
"I hate F-Dub because it smells like a gym sock and a landfill."
My friend moved to F-Dub and now he yells 253 at everything.
F-Dub is the dirtiest part of the Pacific Northwest, and I live there.
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When freshman girls are so easy they're like free candy, and F-Dub is just F double U, get it?
"She’s a freshman whore, so I called her F-Dub and she smiled."
My friend said F-Dub and now he’s got a girlfriend.
F-Dub is just a fancy way of saying I’m getting free snacks.
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When you have a friend who’s like a girlfriend but not really, so you can do stuff with them without the drama.
"She’s my F-Dub and we do stuff sometimes, but not all the time."
He said he’s my F-Dub, but now he’s my ex-F-Dub.
F-Dub is like a girlfriend but with fewer tears and more snacks.
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When you chug a big can of beer and smoke a huge joint, like you’re trying to be a total mess.
"I did F-Dub and now I’m on the floor laughing."
He did F-Dub and now he can’t stop coughing.
F-Dub is my favorite way to end the night, or start it, or just forget it.
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