F Denise

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A giant meatball of human trash that eats everything in sight and never stops shoving food in its face.

'F Denise walked into the buffet and ate three whole pizzas by herself. I'm still recovering.'

'She showed up to the party and took the last slice of cake. No one said anything.'

'I tried to whisper a secret to F Denise, and she just yelled it to the whole room.'

A walking food coma who thinks the world owes them a taco and a nap.

'F Denise sat down at the table and immediately fell asleep. Her burrito was still in her hand.'

'She got a free soda and cried about it like it was a personal attack.'

'I tried to talk to her, and she just said, 'I'm too full to care.'

A human blob that takes up two seats and eats enough for a small army.

'F Denise took two seats and ordered six burgers. The whole restaurant was mad.'

'She showed up to the movie and brought a whole bag of popcorn. And chips. And candy.'

'I tried to sit next to her, and she just said, 'There's no room. I'm already here.'