F Curse

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The frum way to scream at God when your latke is burnt.
My latke is charcoal. I said 'F Curse' to Hashem.
The F Curse was my only prayer this Hanukkah.
My mom heard the F Curse and said, 'You're not getting dessert.'
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The frum way to cuss without getting yelled at by your babushka.
I said the F Curse and my babushka just said, 'You're still my grandchild.'
The F Curse is like a secret handshake with the Rabbi.
I used the F Curse in front of the Rebbe and he just smiled.
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The frum way to say 'fuck' but with more guilt and less drama.
I said the F Curse and immediately felt guilty.
The F Curse is like a bad mitzvah.
I whispered the F Curse and my bar mitzvah friend heard me.
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The frum way to cuss like a sinner but still keep your tzitzit intact.
I said the F Curse and my tzitzit didn’t fall off.
The F Curse is the best kind of sin.
I cussed with the F Curse and still got a good grade on my test.
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The frum way to say 'fuck' but it’s more like a prayer for good grades.
I said the F Curse before my math test and got an A.
The F Curse is like a special kind of blessing.
I used the F Curse and my teacher didn’t even notice.
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The frum way to cuss so hard your babushka still loves you.
I cussed with the F Curse and my babushka gave me cookies.
The F Curse is the best kind of cussing.
I said the F Curse and my babushka just said, 'I still love you.'
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