F-close

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A fancy way to say you got a girl into bed using sneaky tricks and stupid flirts.

I did an F-close at the bar last night. She didn’t even know I was a guy.

He did an F-close in the grocery store. She was buying bread and he was buying her a future.

I got my first F-close at a pizza place. I asked her if I could have a slice of her.

When you hit on a girl so hard she gives you sex just to shut you up.

She gave me an F-close because I wouldn’t stop talking about my dog.

He got an F-close after he told the girl his ex was a bad dancer.

I did an F-close because I said I could make her coffee better than her ex.

A secret move used by guys who are too lazy to be cool but still want to get laid.

He used an F-close to get out of doing his homework. He got sex instead.

She did an F-close on me because I said I had a twin brother who was a ninja.

My friend did an F-close at the mall. He told the girl her shoes were ugly.