Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can’t stop jerking off. They’re like a robot with a hard-on and a remote control.

I saw him at the park. He was doing the F-clicker dance with a tree.

My neighbor is an F-clicker. He jerks off in the middle of the street.

He’s so into it, he even clicks his fingers while he goes.

2

Someone who loves to jerk off so much, they could be a part-time job.

He’s the F-clicker of the block. He’s been doing it since 7 AM.

My cousin got fired from his job because he was an F-clicker.

He clicked so much, his phone broke.

3

A person who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘stop’ when it comes to jerking off.

He’s an F-clicker. He clicks in the shower, on the bus, and even in his sleep.

He clicked so hard, his pants fell off.

He’s like a dog with a bone. He just won’t let go.

4

A human who lives to jerk off. They’re like a superhero with a wi-fi connection.

He’s an F-clicker. He’s got 5000 clicks in one day.

He clicks so much, he’s got a special chair for it.

He’s got a subscription to the F-clicker club.

5

A person who thinks jerking off is the best thing since sliced bread.

He’s the F-clicker of the year. He clicked through the whole pandemic.

He clicks so much, he’s got a nickname: ‘The Clicker’.

He’s got a life, but he’s too busy clicking.

6

Someone who clicks so much, they think they’re in a movie.

He’s an F-clicker. He’s got a script for his clicks.

He clicks so much, he even does it in the dark.

He’s got a whole set of scenes for his click adventures.