F-Chick

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A girl who acts like she’s the lead singer of a band that only plays at a gas station. She probably has a mullet and wears a shirt that says "I ♥ Rock and Roll" but only if you pay her $20.
"I’m not just a F-Chick. I’m a F-Chick with a PhD in being annoying."
"If you don’t buy me a coffee, I won’t sing."
"I’m not screaming. I’m just being dramatic."
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A girl who thinks she’s cool because she listens to music that’s louder than your uncle’s voice. She probably wears a shirt that says "I love Rock and Roll" and screams it at 3 a. m.
"I don’t just sing. I make your ears bleed."
"I didn’t wake you up. I gave you a gift."
"I’m not loud. I’m just being extra."
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A girl who thinks she’s a rock star, but she can’t even play the guitar. She probably has a mullet and screams at you like you owe her money.
"I’m not screaming. I’m just reminding you that I exist."
"If you don’t pay me, I’ll scream until your dog leaves."
"I don’t have a PhD. I have a mullet and a loud voice."
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