F. capone

I saw F. capone and it was like watching a pro wrestler take on a baby goat

That F. capone was smoother than my grandma's pie crust

F. capone is the only thing keeping me from crying in the middle of the day

These F. capone losers can't even spell 'loser' properly

They tried to do a dance and it looked like a group of cats fighting over a sock

F. capone is like a bad pizza, nobody wants it, but everyone still eats it

F. capone tried to rap and it sounded like a dog chewing a math textbook

They tried to be cool, but they're just a bunch of sad potatoes

F. capone is like a broken escalator, you know it's gonna fail, but you still step on it