F-burg

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2 views · Added 15d ago · 2 definitions

A town so average it's got a chick-fil-a and two wal-marts that aren't even fancy. It's where all the boring military guys live because it's close to Daulgren and Quantico and anything north of it is so expensive it makes your brain hurt. We get snow once a year and it's like a miracle.

DM: 'I live in F-burg and my life is like a chick-fil-a commercial but without the sauce.'

Tweet: 'F-burg: where snow is a once-in-a-lifetime event and people pray for it.'

Text: 'I moved to F-burg and now I have two wal-marts and no idea why.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Fitchburg, MA. It’s the place where F-burg state college is so bad it’s like going to jail for a degree. Everyone who goes there either ends up in a job they hate or just gets a tattoo and runs away.

Tweet: 'F-burg state college: the only place where your degree is worth less than your student debt.'

DM: 'I went to F-burg state college and now I hate everyone I ever knew.'

Text: 'My friend got a degree from F-burg and now he’s a fry cook. I feel bad.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago